Geez. You move one piece of furniture a few inches so that you can see out your window a little better, and look what happens.
What the... Is that a....?
Why, yes. Yes it is. It's a corn cob. Still a little moist. A little moldy, too.
I'm not even sure I want to know how this particular corn cob landed on its little perch, or what precipitated its being tossed aside in such a way. Poor thing.
Just proves the point: having children is a delightful adventure, with surprises around every turn.