You probably can't see it, but this is one of the kajillion forms that comes home from the kids' schools every Friday. It's for a Family Education evening with the Jeffco Sheriff, where I assume you learn about how to not let your kids get molested. Stuff like that.
Anyway, Addie's been secretly absconding with the memos and filling them out on our behalf.
Apparently, a Ms. PowPow Bum will be attending this particular session.
I hope Ms. Bum asks the Sheriff some probing questions.