That's an order.
Because I've been sewing jersey dots of varying sizes on my remade t-shirts, and I think they look spiffy:
But I worry a little that I'm like Bandana-Dan, a boy I went to elementary and junior high with, who decided somewhere in 7th grade or so that it would be cool to tie bandanas to nearly every part of his body (hence the nickname). It wasn't cool, but he really thought it was.
Maybe my dots are like that.
Screw it. Rock the dots!