I know all the big swear words, Mama.
Yep. B is for [whisper, giggle] BUTT!
Oh, right. B is for butt. What else?
C is for...
C is for CRAP!
Right! C is for crap. Totally a swear word.
F is for fart?
NO! F is for fuck!
Right. Those are the ABCs of swear words, my friends, brought to you by your friendly elementary school bathroom stall.